Limericks

Guess what happened at my school?
Someone made a mistake with tool.
He was supposed to make tables,
But he broke the cables.
Except for him, no one thought it was cool.

There once was a girl named Catnip.
One day, she had a beef jerky to rip.
Someone told her, it was from cows,
And she kept saying wows.
From then, she liked cows better than sheep.

There was a man who hated mice.
One day, he caught one with some ice.
It was freezing cold, so it asked for some old
Blankets, but the grumpy man threw cheese with mold.
Suddenly, the mouse got bigger and told him to be nice.