Introduction Poem

I am Heather Lee

I can speak in 10 languages

I have learnt how to smash my head on hard concrete

I am a patriotic Canadian

I have spent a day by not having a single bite of any food

I have once been in a horrifying fire burning house with a tiny pony

I once wanted to become a wicked and wierd wizard

I have once hated chocolate

I have seen a diminutive cigarette burning up a whole forest

I am Heather Lee